A Trip Out of Town
I know where you've been
You can't hide it no longer
I been hearin' from friends
That you've been unfaithful
And it's killin' me
But I'll give you one chance to save our romance
How hard can it be
How hard can it be
Is it him or me
You better make up your mind
I'll ask one more time
How much will it take
Till you finally learn
Your lesson in love is takin' it's turn
How hard can it be
Do ya tell him the same things
Ya don't wanna hurt me
That ya just need some time
Before ya pack up and leave
Well girl,
Disappointment
There are some things in nature like
giffafes when they're having sex that are so funny, it's plain
to see.
Some people take offence but my friend Darwin
agrees with me that god has no might
and science is right.
And we're supposedly on top of the evolutionary scale
most things seem to have them from an insect to a whale.
Genitals are funny, they're so funny.
Some people of the moral christian right
they fail to see the joke when adam and eve
removed their fig leaves.
The holocaust would have turned out incredibly
differently if on that dark night Hitler was
pantsed on sight.
And if you can't understand or read the humour in
what I just wrote why don't you take a long hard look
at some testes or a scrote (um)
Genitals are funny, they're so funny.
---Middle bit---
Some folk amusement from the telling
of sexest jokes, they think they're a clown
while they put people down.
Why is it that what we're born with is percieved
as awfully crude, would anything be rude if
we were always nude.
It's the great equaliser, it renders us the same
and there's nothing quite as humorous as
pushing up the brain.
Genitals are funny, they're so funny (*4)